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Should men wash their hands after urinating?

November 21st 2007 02:17
Washing hands with soap
With all these New Age gurus suggested that people drink their own pee, calling it the 'waters of Shiva', you'd think that it'd be OK to pee on your hands a little.


Hasn't science shown that urine is sterile? Why, then, all the backlash against men who don't wash after they pee? Especially in Australia, where some regions are drought-devastated?

Well, according to The Straight Dope, there's no reason to wash your hands, as the coliform bacteria that live in your groinal region are too hardy to be washed away with mere soap and water.

No, there's no point.

Does the Straight Dope encourage everyone to stop washing them?

Not really:

"But you know this (or at least you ought to). What you may not know is that washing will not make the coliform bacteria go away. They're holed up in the pores of your skin and nothing short of sandblasting--certainly not your morning shower--is going to get them out. Showering merely gets rid of the ones that have strayed onto the surface. The bacteria won't do much harm if they stay put, but when you urinate your fingers come in contact with Mister P. long enough for the coliform bacteria in your pores to hop aboard. Your fingers subsequently touch lots of other infectible items. If you don't wash your hands with soap and water (soap gets rid of the skin oil that the bacteria stick to) . . . hello, Typhoid Mary.


It now dawns on you: jeez, if merely touching my privates is enough to transmit bacteria, it doesn't matter if I pee or not! Just so. Urine itself is actually fairly sterile. Cecil has read reports of it being used during wartime in poor countries as--I'm not making this up--a sort of battlefield Bactine. (U.S. doctors generally blanch at this.) The lesson to draw from this, however, is not that you can go forth dripping (yuck), but rather that just because you didn't pee on your fingers doesn't mean you can skip washing up."

Just because you feel that your urine is cleaner than the hospital floors on ER doesn't mean you shouldn't wash. We've got a long, illustrated history with hand-washing, and it probably saved Europe from the Great Plague.

And don't just use a little water, you slob! From the Wikipedia page on hand washing:

"The purpose of hand washing in the health care setting is to remove or destroy (disinfect) pathogenic microorganisms ("germs") to avoid transmitting them to a patient. The application of water alone is ineffective for cleaning skin because water is unable to remove fats, oils, and proteins, which are components of organic soil. Therefore, removal of microorganisms from skin requires the addition of soaps or detergents to water."

And soap doesn't kill bacteria! It only aids in the removal of fatty oils from your skin... in some cases, people have contracted a bacterial strain from using contaminated soap. The best solution is to use a strong alcohol solution. Those damn germs can't hold their liquor at all, it seems.





*this image is from the city of East Moline
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Comment by jon

November 21st 2007 02:52

Comment by Cibbuano

November 21st 2007 03:03

Comment by Damo

November 21st 2007 03:44
Holy crap!
So I've been doing the right thing all the time.
Never seem to get it on my hands.
Some people must be very clumbsy.

Comment by Lilla

November 21st 2007 09:11
Eww, you mean some men don't?



/seriously/ I read somewhere that in partsof Russia and Eastern Europe pee is considered a great facial wash for acne... I don't think it specified whether it should be male or female in essence...*lol*

Comment by Cibbuano

November 21st 2007 21:12
I knew a guy from a Polish background... when he started to lose his hair, his grandmother recommended putting urine in his hair!

bleugh!


Comment by Aimzster

November 22nd 2007 00:45
I remember going into men's toilets at one point (I had to go and the line outside the women's were so long!) and while I waited for everyone else to leave before I could get out of my own cubicle, I counted that out of the 15 men that left, only 3 washed their hands. Gross!

Comment by What's Your Story?

November 22nd 2007 01:42
When in doubt, just wash!

Comment by Trina

November 22nd 2007 02:33
Great post Cibby!

And Lilla... eeewww! I wonder if any tests have been done to prove that...

Comment by Andy 2

November 22nd 2007 02:53
when I used to row at school we would get massive painful blisters. The preferred remedy was to pee on your hands in the shower. This would harden them up and help to develop callouses. They never got infected anyway.

My mates dad told me they used to piss in their army boots to prevent them stinking. Like cutting off your nose to spite your fave really.

Comment by AmyHuang

November 22nd 2007 10:52
Ha! I can't believe this is even been discussed! I thought they teach everyone in primary school - make sure you wash your hands after toilet children!

Good arguments tho!

Comment by AmyHuang

November 22nd 2007 10:54
Oh Lilla - I heard on the radio just the other day apparently Madonna (or was it Pamela Anderson) was saying it's good to pee in the shower because the urine is good for your skin!

Comment by Ahmed

November 22nd 2007 12:16
I wash my hands every time, I just see it as cleaner. Good clean habits, if I say 'meh, I don't piss on my hands' then I'm just looking for excuses.

Comment by James Rickard

November 22nd 2007 13:42
In WWI there was a gas mask, I believe, the French used them, that you would pee on to activate. This post brought back something I thought I'd never use! I THINK it was just a breathing mask the fit over he mouth and nose and there was a chemical impregnated cloth bag attached and the chemicals in you urine got the thing working. Anyhooo, it was either that or mustard gas!

Comment by Cibbuano

November 24th 2007 00:33

Comment by tlcorbin-raginravensview

November 26th 2007 06:52
If the dummies can't sign without sprinkling, I'd suggest they sterilize all protuberances.

Raven

Comment by tlcorbin-raginravensview

November 26th 2007 19:52
Cibbuano

While in Viet Nam as a Marine during the 60's, I used to urinate on my feet to help control fungus, and then finish the job with Listerine mouth wash splashed on my feet after the shower. Followed shortly thereafter with an impromptu 'pain dance' aka the 'damn, that burns dance'.

Most medications proved pointless, constant exposure to agent orange pretty well wiped out my resistance to fungus and molds.

And, I would suggest that given the choice of dying from dehydration or drinking urine most will gag down the urine.

That being said, it's nice to know that when someone offers to shake hands, immediately upon exiting a washroom, that they've abandoned all remnants of their 'business' residue down the wash basin drain.

That's just me.

Raven

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